All The Right Moves: M’s Waive Garko, Add Sweeney
Mike Sweeney will be on the Mariners' Opening Day roster for the second straight year. In a move that would have seemed unthinkable a few weeks ago, the Mariners waived first baseman Ryan Garko and...
View ArticleDropping Griffey, Sweeney Won’t Solve Problems
As the saying goes, it’s only a problem if you have a solution. And frankly, when it comes to the Mariners’ designated hitter tandem of Mike Sweeney and Ken Griffey Jr., solutions are nowhere to be...
View ArticleMike Sweeney Challenges You To Fisticuffs
Mike Sweeney wants to fight you. He also wants to take a bullet for you. He has also made it very clear that what’s said in the clubhouse, stays in the clubhouse. Of course, Sweeney was also the one...
View ArticleFixing The Mariners In Three (More) Unique Steps
Because the first three weren’t enough. Step One: Put Ryan Rowland-Smith on a raft and send him out to sea. Rowland-Smith originally hails from Australia. If Mother Nature is just, the Mariners’...
View ArticleMike’s Weenie Explodes
Did you know that “Mike Sweeney” sounds a lot like “Mike’s Weenie?” Well now you do. Enjoy that. Anyways, in case you missed Friday night’s M’s game, the Mariners went off like Oliver Miller at Old...
View ArticleM’s Proud Of Team’s Crappy Offense
How’s this for a stat. Entering Monday, Mike Sweeney was 16-for-44 (.364), with six home runs, 13 RBI, and six runs scored over his past 12 games. I learned this while sitting through the M’s pregame...
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